OHMYGAWD -Are you finally flippin' ready to empower your mind, body, and mother-lovin' soul?

Are you ready to become your greatest source of love and power? 

Good, then let me tell you what's going on here at Crystal McLain Creative.

But, before we dive into all of that, let me first tell you, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 

You being here, right now in this very moment, means that you give a damn about yourself, and your wellbeing. 

And that, my friend, is very badass. 

Well done.

It’s badass folks like you that I’m looking to serve. 

Alright, let’s dive in…

So, I really wanted to live a life that was healthy, balanced, and more fulfilling. But I sucked at self care. 

At least, that's what I thought.

I was on a hamster wheel, chasing one golden goose after another, trying to create health, balance, and happiness in the shit-show I called, my life.

But despite my efforts, I always found my way back to the ol’ self sabotage routines, UNTIL I learned the keys to ANY successful self care practice…


Hi! I'm Crystal McLain, Licensed Clinical Massage Therapist, Empowerment Coach, and Self Care Shop Owner, and it's my mission to provide creative wellness resources that empower people for a lifetime.  ...I know, that's a tall order.

Crystal McLain Creative is a science-based, magic-laced, creative self care hub where you can feed your mind, body, and mother-lovin’ soul.

My mission is to inspire YOU to create a positive mindset, strengthen your self awareness, find direction and purpose in life, feel motivated to take action, and feel supported in your efforts. 

And how I'm doing this is by:

So, what about you? Are you ready to THRIVE? If so, GREAT. Let me tell you more…

I've been rocking it in the health and wellness field since 2009, and have worked with literally hundreds of folks facilitating their mind-body healing. And nothing brings me greater joy than sharing all the secrets I've learned personally and professionally - and witnessing the results.  

    I'm a total nerd, so a lot of what I offer is deeply rooted in natural, biological, and behavioral science. But c'mon, I'm also a massage therapist named CRYSTAL, so you can expect a bit of fanciful woo to be thrown into the mix.

    I’m a relentless optimist who loves to laugh, and I swear like a friggin' pirate.

    I'm humble AF, and promise to show up as nothing but a flawed, raw, real human. 

    I believe BIPOC lives matter. I believe LGBTQ+ lives matter. I love and welcome you, no matter your size, shape, color, orientation, or abilities.

    I'm not a mother in the traditional sense, but have strong mother energy. I believe I'm here to be a fierce mama to the masses, and offer a safe and inspiring space for folks to learn how to become their greatest source of love and nourishment. 

    So, if any of this sounds like your jam, I'd love to invite you to explore all that I have to offer. 

    There's a few ways you can start creating Self Care Independence:

    1. Sign up for the Newsletter

    Subscribers will receive regular inspiring content, giveaway alerts, and product updates.

    And to get your party started I'll send you my FREE Basic Mindset Makeover kit.  


    2. Join the Dream Team!

    Since I believe self care should be affordable, and I'm all about people helping people, I've created a Patreon Membership. Starting at just $5/month you can become a part of the co-support system and snag some sweet perks like...

    • Journal Prompts, with a look into my PERSONAL, vulnerable. entries 
    • Mindfulness Exercises + Self-Care Tutorials
    • Direct Blog + Podcast Updates with Member-Only Content 
    • All of my Digital Guides, Tools + Kits for FREE!
    • Regular Personal Check-Ins
    • An invitation to my private Instagram group
    • Occasional free goodies from the shop & discount codes
    • And more! 

    3. Sample the goods.

    Not ready to commit? I totally get it. I'm cautious about what I sign up for, too. If you're curious, and want a sample of what I'm all about, you can check out these other goodies that I have to offer. I've got...

    • The BLOGCAST to trigger your inspiration button.
    • Products with purpose at my ONLINE  SHOP
    • And I've got a bunch of fun friends over at INSTAGRAM

    I love you. 
    I appreciate you. 
    Thank you so much for being here. 

    I hope to see you soon!